Hello wonderful readers of Writer’s Block Party. I am Audrey. Law hired me to conduct all her celebrity interviews and today I am interviewing Apollyon. Starring as the dark lord in the fantasy romance novel Superheroes Wear Faded Denim, I have been told he has a wonderfully evil personality.
Just to give you a brief introduction. Apollyon is 6’6 and is all muscle ladies. He has long black hair perfectly groomed, eyes darker than smoke from a fire, and a face that’ll immediately have you thinking gods of Olympus. Immortal, his life-long pursuit is to destroy mankind, but guess what, ladies? He is in fact “single” and may add you to his entourage of lovers, saving you from being destroyed.
Now I took this interview in my living room. Bookshelves line every inch of my wall. Thick Victorian styled couches stuffed with pillows encircle a coffee table where two cups of hot chocolate sit. While sitting in such an intimate setting, I boldly asked Apollyon:
Given 24 hours all by yourself and money is no object, what would you do: Are children reading this interview? I jest. Maybe the violin, yet may I remind you, I am lord over an entire realm and never want for money.
What are 3 qualities you look for in a friend:1. Obedience, 2. Intelligence 3. A penchant for fearlessness
What is one lesson a past relationship taught you: There are so many kinds of relationships, Fair Audrey. Which one do you speak of? Friendship? Friends can be your fiercest enemies, beware of them. Family? They know and have created your vulnerabilities which allow them to take advantage. Your debt to them will be your downfall. Love? Is it not the purest most beautiful action gifted to all of creation? There is a catch. Nothing can be darker than love. I believe the feeling of love can operate much like the feeling of hate. Such madness can only be insanity, Fairest. Do not allow its sickness to enter your mind.
Now do I shun relationships? Quite the contrary. Genius is wasted on the person who cannot properly function socially. My only advice is beware.
To Fifty Shades Of Grey or not to Fifty Shades of Grey: Is that really the question? Although I am an avid fan of ravaging virgins, I am already dark enough. I must pass.
When you choose a restaurant, is the food or the ambiance more important? Why: Ambiance, because the devil is in the details.
If you had to spend the rest of your life at one age, which would that be? Why: Would you have me be a Benjamin Button? No, give me both the mental innocence and the physicality of a child. Why not age 7? Mankind believes it’s lucky.
What is the best compliment you have ever received: The people who I rule over often say, I am the most handsome being of all the three realms to have ever been in existence. Yet I have five brothers who could be said to equal if not surpass my looks. Ideals of physical beauty change from person to person. There does, though, seem to be a truth which unites all of creation. Few will argue the definition of inner beauty. This may surprise you, Fair Audrey, but I used to be tasked with all things concerning love, art, and dreams.
Many will say love is a feeling resulting from the brain’s interpretation of a specific emotion, but that is where confusion steps in and often leads to madness. Albeit, like all other feelings there may be chemical processes which occur in the brain resulting in feelings, I never intended for love to be just a feeling. If one concentrates on love being an action, one can easily discern between love and hate. I used to live my life being the verb love. In that time, the most powerful being of the universe, Nivide, approached me and said my soul shines the most beautiful of all.
You may find this amusing. If you were to ask Nivide today whose soul shows blackest of all, she would say Apollyon. Now that is the best compliment I have ever received.
If you were to choose the most romantic place for a special dinner, where would it be? What would you like served: You jest. Fine, in my bedroom, and King Caleb’s wife would be served. To be kind, I would send him an invite to come watch me enjoy my feast.
Who was the best kisser you dated: Zenaku.
In what way, or area, do you think women are superior to men: Women were a creation for mankind. It seems to me, women make up for all of man’s flaws. Neither superior nor inferior, their role is pertinent and was never intended to be that of a man’s.
Genre – Fantasy Romance
Rating – PG13